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we've recruited a new member to help

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with our UN food mission operation

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handshake or giving away food supplies

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and tools but some people just want to

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see us dead thanks for watching the

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episode doc you later bye I'm coming up

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from the south Saddam is on the move so

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what's the deal with red trying to shoot

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us on sight warned Dixie their buddies

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he said kid he said if we were doing

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some stupid chahiye agent five is coming

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but agent five is coming from the north

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okay greetings travelers Alan chefs here

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hey this is a dandy old-time 05 @ is

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she flips near the [\h__\h] now post and

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cheese fine give him a solid in there

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hey chief want to rabbit I got like four

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rabbits on me my pocket in my tight

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shorts if you see my shorts hey what's

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with us wearing shorts this this is a

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local food program not a pride parade Oh

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fair enough yeah if you get the leg show

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them off though we're powerful right we

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got that that'll then I'll bring our

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ladies in should I also take my pencil

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let's put it Saddam's here we are here

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for your food needs have you guys had

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many customers late who's working the

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just who's working the front desk just

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get the coordinates let's I'm taking a

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little bit to get up here okay here

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comes agent us you won't cater to any

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faction people they can come get food

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depending on here comes read in the NOx

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is scold up I'm shot what he shot you oh

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he's gone i'm struck gold you should i'm

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dead i'm [\h__\h] dead only back in here

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that's annette saddam saddam's dead

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inside i did not even hear it in game I

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didn't hear the shots in Game I didn't

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either you may have make the other

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silencers he just rolled up on us and

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she'd kill me on sight literally okay

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Saddam has an accent get that [\h__\h]

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axe the hell would Saddam's got an

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accent and get that get that axe yeah

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i've got an x 2 got a bunch of shoot

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[\h__\h] are you guys still servicing people

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that's the most important thing trying

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to yes all rights type and fight at the

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same time we have a group of about ten

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Zeds on us because that unfortunate

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did anybody go out to check her Noah

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Asian s kilda read what didn't he yeah

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yeah so I'm assuming he got any kind of

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loot hopefully whatever kind of shot and

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i doubt it he's a noob you might want to

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go check yeah I know I'm kind of

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surprised I thought that was somebody

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with red but uh slowly making my way

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back there you want to give away the

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coordinates again some people uh know

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that we will not be deterred by this

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violence and that we are steadfast in a

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resolve oh [\h__\h] Saddam's back that's

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quick what's something pretty athletic

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now Saddam slim down a little bit lawyer

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said on come come get an axe it's up

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he's running away he scared us a Dom he

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said my stuff's behind the counter there

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we go perfect the Baghdad yeah two

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behind the counter so does someone have

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my shotgun we might have picked it over

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um who's they anyone that was in there

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probably was um actually what's his name

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obviously the shotgun wasn't doing you

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sub Saddam figures fina is he good were

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you yeah 85 unskilled rather give it

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who's Christina hello oh he has my

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shotgun I see you found so it comes

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Norton from the south hey girl yeah Jim

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Norton [\h__\h] dude this guy agent fives

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got bulls laws all over he has he's got

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a in his right hand he's got a bullet

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left arm bull right forearm left upper

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arm right upper where I'm growing it's

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just moving the church ditching them I

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okay I can disinfect with no no given

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morphine then yeah I I've got I've got

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the red get him well fed I gotta finish

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your needles I have four on me I'm just

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joining Becky ok I can do anything he

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needs to eat ok I'm gonna I'm gonna take

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every was growing first oh my God he's

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dying he's dying yeah get him fed stop

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the bleeding at least I'm trying to stop

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the bleeding he's got he's been shot

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like [\h__\h] five times who needs a

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suture needle oh my god I can't do [\h__\h]

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farm oh my G he's gonna die holy [\h__\h]

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[\h__\h] this guy is he back in her [\h__\h]

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base he's inside the he's inside the

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supermarket we can't have a dead body

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here this is gonna ruinous hold on I got

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holy [\h__\h] this guy's awful I'm trying

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one of his bullets make sure he's well

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most i've ever seen someone shot yeah I

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survived like six bullet shots and I'm

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Tony my god yeah she is a surprising

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amount of health I've sutra needles and

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tweezers I'm gonna dis in fact he

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stitched on one I'm gonna focus on his

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groin his bullet f tweezers I'm focusing

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on his groin they could meet make a meat

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making me he'll be fine if he's well fed

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right now it doesn't even that much he's

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passing fast keep eating okay I get his

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groin taken care of who stole the

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goddamn campfire someone give him food

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someone get him food [\h__\h] well somebody

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took all the goddamn [\h__\h] MREs

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already I'm dropping an apple for him

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here tell here's an MRE yep stitch him

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okay a lot haven't stabilized he's

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deceased he's dead it says he's deceased

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oh na MoDOT um Saddam's no medical

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doctor but he shouldn't be side he's

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[\h__\h] I just [\h__\h] use force to

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needles on him don't worry I got a deal

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in the works for a sledgehammer for a

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bunch of medical I some some dudes Upper

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West block dude is where did he go he's

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outside need making me it's not gonna

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help obese the ship's not gonna go back

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oh my God he's it's and I had some I

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have some tweezers on me but I don't

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know how he's still walking but I want

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that gun no offense to you hey boy get

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I want this goddamn Middlemas bodies

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more he writes the faster he'll bleed so

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yeah but he's got my stuff it's gonna be

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it's gonna be a while before he dies cuz

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that's a glitch remember when uh I think

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was clown baby or no was that what the

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feeling Jill with Josie's for like a hey

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yeah before you finally just dropped he

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ran down the road I'm not gonna chase

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after him Saddam is hungry I give all my

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food am and I'm thirsty I'll fall in

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love me look we and I don't know if he's

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new to the game or whatever but he could

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at least said hey you know what thanks

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for trying here's the gun he [\h__\h]

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killed the guy that killed you do you

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want him to do a little bit more Baghdad

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your [\h__\h] guns in your bag what did

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wait what are you doing with my son I

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from read online that's good too dude he

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just ran straight up into the woods hey

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um hmm Saddam come pick up your bag that

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says Baghdad yeah I got it it's on my

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back is it on your back it has to cmont

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body ok now go look through it there's a

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shotgun in there I'm pretty sure oh

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there it is sounder Oh Oh careful

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Salinger is uh if that's what's his face

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from Zeke's that remember shot you at

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the military base oh yeah yep that's

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Victor chuck is on also who shot out of

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last time that would be me oh sure

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that's all in the past I don't harboring

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any um I let it all go that became

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calling right I think he's count yes tom

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hey Ollie you need a [\h__\h] uh system

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hey I one left yeah I needed something

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thank you I found a magnifying glass get

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I'm begging for guns devil

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listen we're here to we are here to

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provide goods not weapons and services

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here comes dr. skellington from the

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Marauders watch them yeah I've already

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had some experiences with the fire me

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give you hello friend me yeah uh well

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since I died know him out in front of

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the [\h__\h] bring him to where the chair

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is because I can see them from the door

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and I gotta shoot i can shoot her to

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your your mini atrocities all you have

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have a present for you and here it comes

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back away give it to me boy what is that

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Kyle their bomb give it to me they're

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here I had the least to lose so i'll pay

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ya Kim akali our engineer cook oh ok

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what is it box of MREs the desert eagle

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and box of 40 fours thank you for your

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goddamn nothing nothing really but huh I

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just behind you Nova Narwhal who's that

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guy I'm good you watch him watch okay

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then I got skellington it seems like it

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seems like a classic [\h__\h] flank yeah

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Norton and Nova go find trailer you guys

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can work next shift so we're gonna strip

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a job a job program I'm off here in

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about an hour else i'm doing i can't

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you tell them to fix up this house

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I just got down a bunch of wood for him

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there's plenty of probably have a soul

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now I cut down a bunch of logs follow me

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okay now else is right here bro yeah I'm

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till there's logs of here Michelle well

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and the SOB bucket get the supplex oh my

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god Saddam's hungry he's giving his life

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to this cause no one seems to give a

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[\h__\h] I gotta find a toilet no one gives

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a [\h__\h] what the hell did our well go ran

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off to the Northeast army Northwest the

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sub box over here I'm i was using a play

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let's go get too much going on right now

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oh this is there's a goddamn oven here

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got me some of these Italian herbs over

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here we put those in the rabbit is

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everything Red's going to be hunted to

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be in the days they'd said carless up

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seat we got drunk angry the mod Salim

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well it's fine looky what do we really

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do to read what happened not that we

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never tried to attack us he's a white

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knight he's a goddamn internet white

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knight who thinks we did something bad

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might by the way is he all the good

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here's Norton again he was supposedly

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pick out a [\h__\h] trailer this is we

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known as little LeBron little bro yeah I

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can't tell how racist that is but I kind

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of feel like how is little LeBron race

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knows i do LeBron James America's

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greatest basketball player what is that

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but it's a [\h__\h] run downtown I don't

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know the straw are there not [\h__\h]

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run downtown's besides Louisville in

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Kentucky and why have you been akron

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where I bronze from it's not good yeah

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Akron sucks yeah most of Kentucky has

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run down yeah exactly let's keep that

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door shut pick up the hammer start

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found a portable mining machine they're

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really not worth anything they are if

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you don't have a mind but they're still

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kind of the pan pick up a hammer start

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building these guys don't really want to

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work for all we did was start a welfare

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program obviously yeah that's why you

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were taken out phenom because nobody

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feared you anymore you're absolutely

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right we've gotten too soft you're right

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you're absolutely right people don't

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like us when we're evil then all of a

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sudden once we start giving away stuff

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they they think we're too soft and

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didn't want to work for themselves

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anymore I just don't get it you can't

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please everybody I don't know who left

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us note which is say gone mm-hmm I had

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to leave you were taking a while I

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should have the place up and running

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when you get back no name um I could be

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Norton no this is when we first set up

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Nova's been hanging around a while

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that's because I think he likes you

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think years dr. a little twinkle in his

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toes the hammer is still in the ground

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and there's four bottles of water and

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[\h__\h] start building something

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build a guardian statue to me you know

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they did in Iraq god damn one set is it